geekology

The study of geeks, geek culture, and the history of geekdom

I have been studying geekology and hopefully, I will get a degree in this subject so I can understand geeks a lot better.

by funny fellas March 20, 2015

geese

A pimptacular person of any gender, race, creed, or religion. Term used mostly in the 1970's :D

"Yo geese, let's get them hoes off the curb!"

by Colliecakes January 16, 2016

Geesed

Having run out of Gooses.

Oh boy I am feeling geesed. Meaning I have ran out of gooses.

by Plantyplantplantplantplantmmm. October 16, 2018

Geedo

Pronounced gedo which literally means trees. Nowadays used by Somalis to describe marijuana which is used as English slang in Toronto.

Ali: yo I’m about to smoke some geedo

by Ghanayana January 8, 2020

geeseaphobia

In which one is terrified of geese in all its forms. Whether it be the sound, the look, or the feel.

Person 1: hey look at all those geese, wanna chase them!?
Person 2: oh hell nah, I have geeseaphobia! I ain’t goin’ near those devils

by Brokesun February 24, 2021

Chicken Nugget Awareness Day for Geese

On November 6, 1969, 420 geese died from the ingestion of chicken nuggets. Since then, millions of scientists and medical specialists have engaged in multiple experiments in an attempt to solve this mystery. The only conclusion is that every year on this day if a goose so much as nibbles a chicken nugget, they will die.

Every day I feed my goose Herold a chicken nugget, but I forgot today was Chicken Nugget Awareness Day for Geese, and he died. Tragic, aye?

by RIP Herold November 23, 2019

Geezo

An alternative of saying “Jesus!”

Use to describe shock, embarrassment, disgust or any other strong emotion.

If you down-vote this you will never find love and you are a total bitch boy :)

For example

“Jesus! You scared me!”
The alternative is;
“Geezo! You scared me!”

by Georgieeeee77777 December 28, 2019