Geezer

The word given to a cockney male (East Londoner). A typical geezer is a man who dabbles in a bit of illegit business. Also with possible links to organised crime. Generally of white skin colour. Most likely place to see them is at a pub talking business with other geezers, they love a pint.

Geezer cockney illegit

by JayeSBeCockney March 29, 2011

slut gazer

A man who uncontrollably stares at the skankiest looking, barely dressed females in public places while in the presence of his girlfriend or wife.

My boyfriend Chris is such a slut gazer, I saw him starring at 2 girls that looked like they just got off of work at the cheapest, nastiest strip club in town when we were at the mall shopping.

by Jenny M July 24, 2007

ball gazer

One who stares at balls for personal satisfaction.

Person1: "Hey look at this fork by my crotch"
Person2 looks.
Person1: "HAHA You ball gazer"

by Gazer1 March 29, 2004

geezerdom

That stage of life, or condition of life, in which one can no longer feign youth.

Uncle Bobo fantasizes about learning how to windsurf, but geezerdom beckons.

by TurnipTrucker August 31, 2009

Hippie Geezer

An aging 60's radical. Drives a VW bus or Prius to the Whole Foods. Is balding but has a pony tail. Quite possibly has a child in their 40's named Moonbeam or Song. Belongs to the AARP and the ACLU.

Mary and her hippie geezer husband considered moving to Canada when Bush was elected.

by kintari June 11, 2009

Meat Gazer

glancing a few extra seconds or even minutes at a man's crotch

my mom is the biggest meat gazer to all of my friends...

by caliash December 3, 2009

Badge gazer

1. A military service member who is easily impressed by awards and decorations.

2. A military service member who consistently compares their awards and decorations to others.

That dude is such a badge gazer, always comparing awards with everyone he meets.

by Mojav November 11, 2017