Newsom's Gambit

A gambit used when democracy is about to fall to an encroaching dictatorship. Named after Gavin Newsom, who is using this gambit to push back Velveeta Voldemort's rigging of the 2026 midterms.

Did you hear about Newsom's Gambit? It saved America!

by LightRemembered August 23, 2025

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The Gambit

The gambit is a is such a high level sex move that it is a transcendant level. It involves you, a magician, and yo bitch. The magician will pull out a heat-seeking ball-gag, throw it in the air, and lock it in yo bitch mouf'. She will then be tied up by magic snakes and the magician will then pull out a deck of cards that automatically aimbot in to the girls asshole. You will then proceed to throw the magic cards into her anus, and after it has reached the gaping width, height, and circumference able to fit 2 fully grown adult racoons/ 8 baby racoons, and then proceed to drink the potion from the magician that makes your dick multiply by 9, you will then fuck the ever-living trump out of her until she builds a wall of shit and then the curtain unveils a crowd that has been watching the entire time.

Tyrone: I gave my little white ho, The Gambit last night. Her asshole had to get stitches.
Tyree: Damn nigga, you had that hydra dih.
Tyrone: Damn right Nigga, you know I stay Shwanging that thang.

by Stormomen7700 November 13, 2025

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The Prick’s Gambit

An alternative name for the Schrodinger’s Douchebag

And here, class, you see a prime example of the Prick’s Gambit.

by Witchdoctor4two0 December 22, 2025

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Xanatos gambit

A scheme in which all podsible outcomes benefit the mastermind in one way or another. Named after the villain david xanatos from the show gorgoyles

Hero: you lost. I deactivated the doomsday device!

Villain: you fool. You fell for the old xanatos gambit as i labeled the device "cancer curing mschine" and now everyone hates you and defends me!

by Ray_witch December 23, 2025

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Latch’s Gambit

When someone does or says something so stupid, that you know a real human possessing a functioning brain could not possibly have done it organically. Therefore the only possibility can be the aforementioned act of stupidity must be an attempt at rage bait.

Nah no way you just did that dumbass shit bro, that’s Latch’s Gambit, it has to be.

by Bignastywordmaster April 19, 2025

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