Goose the gaff

To egg a persons house with goose eggs ( preferably rotted )

Bobbys dad is a real c*nt let’s Goose the gaff tonight

by Murftaco July 27, 2023

gaff lighting

A garbled attempt at gas lighting that insults the intelligence.

Joe Biden was gaff lighting the country when he blamed the MAGAS for defending the police

by Captain Midnight September 15, 2023

Gaff bench

Like a couch but for cooncil punters

Fuck, Jerry's just OD'd on the gaff bench

by Tonto King May 3, 2022

Gaff

A house or home that is usually inhabited by youth that love to party. The Gaff usually hosts many gatherings and parties that result in heavy structural damage.

Did you hear about the Halloween party at the Gaff? Apparently it's going to be mental!

by Doss17 October 31, 2022

Gaff Jacket

Dressing gown you wear, walking around and sitting in your gaff.

Im gonna get back to my gaff, put kettle on for a brew and get my gaff jacket on.

by Amy Mcshag December 31, 2021

Gaff

Primarily used by scousers(citizens of Liverpool), to describe a gathering in which friends come together to consume drugs.

Get to ar's for a gaff, got the lemo (cocain) on route.

by LBM123456 March 18, 2022

gaff

When the topic is too funny, unbelievable or GAD to be real

Babb: Low me wid 10k boy keitaro
Keitaro: THAT IS HEAVY GAFF BABB

by RatWidDaToolie January 29, 2022