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grabber

Chest pain caused by heart disease marked by the death or damage of heart muscle due to insufficient blood supply to the heart.
Jim drank, smoked, and ate bacon every day, now he's dead from a grabber.
by Mark683 November 16, 2006
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cack gabbler

a gaf who likes the cack, a semen sucker, pole smoker, a gay BJ artist
You know you like the cack! Youre a cack gabbler!
by dan-i-o July 23, 2003
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ankle grabber

when either a guy or girl is standing up, and they bend over and grab their ankles while recieving anal sex.
as long as there's lube and a condom, i'm an ankle grabber! oh, and hopefully something to bite down on.
by regina.is.smith June 30, 2007
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Gabbert Moment

When you do something so incredibly stupid it boggles the mind.

(Reference to the Missouri quarterback in the 2010 Insight Bowl between the Missouri Tigers and Iowa Hawkeyes. With 3 minutes left in the game and Missouri winning, the Missouri quarterback threw the ball directly to an Iowa Hawkeye resulting in a run back for a touchdown and an Iowa win)
Dude, did you see that? Instead of throwing the ball out of bounds, that quarterback threw the ball directly to the opposing player!

Yeah, sucks to be him. He had a Gabbert moment.
by B. Gabbert January 8, 2011
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Box Grabber

Anyone who randomly grabs or touches vaginas that don't belong to them, ususally a male.
- "Next time I run across across a box grabber, I'm gonna punch them in the balls in return."

-"We madeout and I totally wanted to fool around him, then he messed it up by displaying his box grabbing ways. No respectable girl would go home with a box grabber."
by Baxie84 February 8, 2008
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Galbert-Kun

One of the most prolific and successful writers of fanfiction.net; Dude can write about ANYTHING and it will get multiple reviews.
Joe= Frank, you have too much dialogue in your fanfiction; if you balance your writing by adding text, you would be like Galbert-Kun.
Frank= Who's Galbert-Kun?
Joe= www.fanfiction.net/~galbertkun ; The man the legend has written over 150 stories and doesn't look like he's stopping anytime soon.

Jane= Dawn, I haven't read any good Naruto or Hayate the Combat Butler fanfiction; any suggestions?
Dawn= Go to www.fanfiction.net/u/1691077 because the author, Galbert-Kun, is a great romance fanfiction writer. His fics have made his readers cry due to the emotion of his stories.

Dawn= Thanks Jane, I can't wait to read Galbert-Kun's stories.
by HisPromoter May 29, 2010
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Headline Grabber

A headline grabber is a person who is a HUGE attention seeker. If they are in some kind of trouble, ill, had an argument, or are bored, you'll know about it. And so will everyone else. People that can be legitimately titled "Headline Grabber" are;
1) Those that cut themselves and make sure everyone sees the wounds as they stare melodramatically into the distance
2)Those that think they "might be pregnant" all the time
3) Anyone who goes out wearing PVC trousers or a string vest
4)People who have got "such a headache" every time you speak to them, and the "stupid doctors" can't work it out
5)People who "just can't talk about it- no, don't make me! I can't tell you, it's too horrible"
6) Girls that tell their male friends that their boyfriend is a bastard, and then get them to start on him- only to declare undying love for him a few moments after the drama has subsided
"Ignore Shaz in her stupid PVC trousers and string vest. She thinks she's pregnant again. Fucking headline grabber"

"Look at those emo kids with their trendy arm slashes. Headline grabbers; let's hiss at them!"
by MagickDio March 15, 2010
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