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ex-girlfriend

The bipolar bitch that took you for granted all along, she does not have intentions to get back with you, but will torture and play with your emotions. She would sabotage and cockblock you if give her the chance.
I was sweet and nice with my ex-girlfriend, but she played hot and cold with me and took for granted.

The person you used to loved and share intimate moments with, now she hates you and will do her best to make your life miserable.

I hate my ex, i was sweet and nice with her and she used me all along.

The person that turn you into a jerk, and thanks to her you get laid all the time.
by jhon12 January 27, 2009
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girlfreind

dear melissa,
please be my girlfreind?
xoxo, bobby

dear bobby,
you are a dumb shit.
it's spelled girlfriend.
xoxo, melissa
by leigh! July 20, 2007
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Girlfriend Aggro

When your girlfriend (or boyfriend in some cases) tries to take your attention off what you're doing to make her the focus of your attention.
I can't run SM now, I've pull some Girlfriend Aggro and I can't shake her off.
by Deagans April 21, 2006
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pseudo-girlfriend

A long term "girlfriend" in every way, but excluding the physical aspects and minus the actual deceleration of being in any form of relationship past friend. Often shortened to just pseudo. Derogatory remark.
P1 - Going out with your pseudo-girlfriend tonight?
P2 - Yeah.
P1 - Are you ever going to properly date her?
P2 - It's not that type of relationship.
P1 - Pussy.
by Umasterc November 9, 2012
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girlfriendless

An adjective combination of 'girlfriend' and 'less'. A term used to describe when a person (usually a male) is lacking a girlfriend. I.e 'girlfriendless'. Usually a common affliction in nerds and young adolescent boys.

Can also be modified slightly to describe a state or condition of 'girlfriendlessness'. This is a common condition found on WoW forums.

Another variation is 'girlfriendlessly' used to describe one-wordedly the condition of being girlfriendless.
Mother: 'hey, haven't you found a girl yet?'
Son: '(sigh) nope, I'm currently girlfriendless'

Cute Girl: 'Hey aren't you together with (insert name here)?'
Boy: 'Nope, I'm girlfriendless and totally free'

Person A: 'I can feel the girlfriendlessness on this forum dude'
Person B: 'Yea this is a blatant sausage fest'

Person 1: 'OMG look at Roger! He is girlfriendlessly driven for poon tang today!'
Person 2: 'Yea, he is even hitting on the butter-faces... he must have blue balls. His girlfriendlessness is getting on my nerves.'
Roger (to girl): 'Listen, I've been so girlfriendless for so long right now just a whiff of your perfume is making me pitch a tent'
by Nolan Pettersen March 12, 2008
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A person you dated online in roblox.

Most likely dating your grandma.
You: Im breaking up with you

Roblox Girlfriend or boyfriend: NOOOO
You: Yeah lol you fucking wierd
*Then you hear your uncle crying down stairs"
by ~AssBlastingBitchloid~ April 26, 2021
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marine girlfriend

the strongest girls that God paired with the toughest guys. They are loyal and faithful to their men no matter where they are. They are willing to wait an eternity to be with their men.
"She is so tough."
"Duh... Shes a marine girlfriend."
by semperfigirl April 10, 2009
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