gaagle

Drunk Google'ing women's boobs

I gaagled so much last night that my internet history needs to be deleted.

by juhesihcaaa September 18, 2016

gargle some mayo

To enjoy a fresh load of man cream and emphasize your enjoyment by gargling it.

Bitch, why don't you go home and gargle some mayo.

by Skervy January 20, 2009

gargle horse loads

To "gargle horse loads" is to have something be thoroughly terrible. Anything can commit the act of gargling horse loads. Such as a person, an object, an event, etc, etc... It is never a good thing and can be used an unlimited number of times.

"Dude, the party gargle horse loads!"

"Dude, your car gargles horse loads!"

"Dude, I bet that chick gargles horse loads in bed."

"Dude, that Urban Dictionary entrance about gargling horse loads gargled horse loads."

by Plug One February 25, 2009

marble gargler

A person whos speech is unrecognizable. Someone who sounds like they have a mouth full of marbles.

The guy who gave me directions is a marble gargler. I have no clue what he said.

by tinyelvis August 3, 2007

Shart Gargler

one who washes or rinses their throat or mouth with a "shart" that is kept in motion by a steady stream of air from the lungs to the mouth.

"Hey, did you hear that James fucked his best friends' wife?"

"Yeah, he's such a shart gargler."

by thefuckingman1234 July 22, 2009

cum gargler

A homosexual man. One whose mouth is frequently filled with steaming hot jism.

Look at that fag over there. If he's not a cum gargler I'll kiss your ass.

by Eats August 3, 2007

Garglemuffin

A word representing a step above roflmao, which in turn is several steps above lol

Zach: Baby sex...
Jonah: Lol
Zach: Yeah so I'm going to die
Jonah: Lmao
Zach: Dude wtf, this isn't a joke
Jonah: Rofl
Zach:JONAH, IM SERIOUSLY DYING, DO YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE
Jonah: No but i just pooted :3
Zach: GARGLEMUFFIN

by Zee-J Fisticuffs January 25, 2010