Feeding the geese

Masturbation

Johnny was caught feeding the geese.
I feed the geese every night.

by MerrianWeebster March 31, 2017

greesper

a sly, cunning person that uses his ways a lot to con or brainwash someone to do what he wants. this person is the opposite of a gwapper

did you see the way that dude tricked that girl into hooking up with him? what a freaking greesper man!

dude you are greesping hard right now. ive never seen anyone greesp this hard in my life.

by MikeyDoo01 July 7, 2011

gleestroy

when showchoirs take awesome rock songs and kill them by adding too many harmonies and unnecessary anunciation

Don't Stop Believin' was an awesome song until it was gleestroyed.

by musictheory2period May 21, 2010

guees

A sommon spelling mistake, most commonly found in google searches.

I guees i'm alive..
I guees it was because I never let anyone into my world, I never let them ...
I guees somewhere between that night in the hospital bed and where I am today, ...

by Redeyedsoulja October 27, 2005

murderous geese

1. A murderous waterfoul that somehow manages to gather up his gaggle to play violent, sexist, rock music to clueless West Virginians.

Damn, those Murderous Geese were amazing last night, they made my clit pores drip passion.

by Christoph Dammit December 25, 2007

geesh

carbonated soft drinks. The geesh sound is made when opening the bottle or can

im thirsty, i need a bottle of geesh

by dannyboy2021 June 22, 2008

Feeding the Geese

An excuse for jackin' the beanstalk (see wank) when ones back is turned towards another person.

Jake: Kevin, what are you doing by the computer? What's your arm moving like that for?

Kevin: Oh... um... uhh... I'm just feeding the geese.

Jake: I didn't know geese eat that.

by Anonymous April 6, 2003