Goal Keeper

A perpectual and never ending cock blocking. A cat whose job is to try everything to block your chances at getting laid. Someone that blocks vagina that isn't his in the first place.
"Everytime with go out to the club, my Goddamn cousin be acting like a goal keeper!"
"... Hatin' ass niggas be baller blockin', acting like some Goal keepers." -Lil' Wayne
by Isavage August 23, 2011
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goal pants

A pair of pants, usually flattering or stylish, purchased in a size smaller than one's current waistline. The size of the pants become the "goal" size of the purchaser, who is rewarded by being able to wear them once they've lost enough weight.
I bought a pair of goal pants from nordstroms! They only had size 2, but three more months of pilates and they'll fit perfectly!
by goalpants January 27, 2010
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NHL Goal

When one does a bunch of unnecessary maneuvers and movements to insert the penis into the vagina.
Me: Brian! I just scored 80 NHL goals! In 3 Hours!
Brian: HOLY SHIT!
by FatKidMaster February 01, 2011
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goal oriented

When a man is to be quick and efficient in bed and usually results in grave dissappointment for the woman. To ejaculate prematurely from the eagerness to please.
When it came to our first time, Chris sure was goal oriented.
by thatguyonstage March 22, 2007
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Steve Goal

any trashy goal scored in NHL 10
Matt attempted a slapshot from the blue line then followed up with an easy rebound and scored a Steve Goal.
by Killa Brand January 30, 2010
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4th and Goal

With your girl in the position of an American Football Center, you put your hands under her butt. She shits in your hands you take a 1 step drop and pelt her in the back of the head with her own feces. Works best with a whistle.
Last night me and my girl went 4th and goal.
by WatChaLknAt November 16, 2006
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field goal

In the act of having an orgasm, aim your meat hammer so that when u jizz(football being kicked) it will head over your two shoulderblades(field goal posts).
Dude I kicked a field goal last night and it went right past my eyes onto my chair.
by c4xlr March 12, 2008
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