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Giraffe Tongue

A huge dark clit. Usually found in/on black chicks, but the coloration and size can be found in other races. Named because of the resemblance to a giraffe tongue, g.t for short Possible side-effect of vegetarianism.
"Sorry ma'am i can't get my dick in, your massive penis is in the way!"

"It's not a dick, it's my clit!"

"Oh... it looks like a giraffe tongue."
by Funkit January 2, 2011
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Giraffe Boy

Giraffe Boy is someone who has a long kneck and has skinny legs
Omg Thomas is a giraffe Boy!
by randomshit123 February 25, 2018
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baby giraffe

Smashing you're like a baby Giraffe Dude
by Juicy_Fruit_Snacks May 26, 2021
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giraffe lick

this is when you lick someone face with all of your tongue hanging out of your mouth.
the act of licking ones face.
"hey tom what you do last night?"
"nothing much just giraffe licked me girlfriend."
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013
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Giraffe Balls

Said to someone after they didn't get a clear reference or joke to signify that it went over their head. Usually confuses them even more which adds to the teasing.
Dave - Tells a joke...
Karen "I don't get it"
Dave "Giraffe balls"
Karen "Huh?"
by Shadow the little blue cat March 25, 2019
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Mini Giraffe

The Mini Giraffe from the Direct Tv commercials with the russian guy is the coolest thing/animal the world has ever known. Evrybody wishes the could have one and would do devilish deeds to recieve one.
I was watchin tv when the sexy mini giraffe from the direct tv commercial popped up.
by MiniGiraffeMan May 12, 2011
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Angry Giraffe

When your wife keep trying to give you a hand job, with no lube and your dick becomes ruggedburned.

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My wife forgot the lube last night in her excitement and now I got an angry Giraffe
by Angry Giraffe April 17, 2017
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