Giovanni

The biggest simp that ever lived.
Rated “E” for emotional noodle.

God. Why is he crying again. What a Giovanni.

by Mrsucksuck3000 November 28, 2024

Giovanni

A Mexican who loves to skateboard and is retarded

That guy Giovanni is HOT

by Carrotgod506 December 12, 2024

Dong Giovanni

1. The pornographic version (yet to be staged) of Mozart’s two-act opera, Don Giovanni, the cautionary tale of unmitigated lust without repentance.

2. A hung Italian, like Rocco Siffreddi.

(Not hanged - see Benito Mussolini)

3. A complete and utter dipshit.

1. “Dahhling, shall we attend the Met tonight? Luciano Pornvarotti is singing the title role in Dong Giovanni.”

2. Yo, Frankee I wuz drainin’ my jimmy dean ovah in the pishadoo when James Gandolfini stands next me an sez HOW YOO DOOIN whipps his SUASSIDGE out an pisht like a guoddamm racehuose. Guy’s a regluh Dong Giovanni.

3. Carthage McFartface should be in prison for ten life sentences for being such a Dong Giovanni.

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 24, 2025

Giovanni

The sexiest man alive every one wants him but none of the girls can have him becuase he is gay and has his eye on a special blonde boy

Giovanni is the type of guy that has a huge cock and knows how to fuck until his partner cant take anymore

Bryan:omg did you see giovanni he is so hot
Heather: yeah did i want him so bad

Sabastian:nope you cant he is mine i already had sex with him last night

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

Giovanni

Something that appears bad but is actually friggin tuff yo

“Ts is so kevin”
“Nah, ts is Giovanni

by Tagzsodium May 11, 2025

Giovanni

A smart caring spouse

Giovanni is smart and funny

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