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Describes da fact dat a Government Employees Insurance Company policy has always been extremely easy to sign up for --- so easy, in fact, dat even an "ancient" caveman during da beginning of civilization could have done it.
Even if actor Jeff Daniel Phillips's "dumb 'n' crude" advertising-figure character takes a plane to a distant point on da globe, "there's always something" --- such as a huge poster mounted on da wall of da airport-terminal dat trumpets da company offering ridiculously-simple-to-get auto-coverage --- "to remind him of another place and time"; said reminder is nothing new: it's been true from the gecko.
by QuacksO November 12, 2025
mugGet the It's been true from the gecko.mug.

Gecko

A smol cute thing that mommy loves.
"My smol sweet gecko!" But only mommy can use this phrase.
by The Smol Gecko November 25, 2020
mugGet the Geckomug.

sticky gecko

Where you cum on her back and throw her against a wall.
Person 1: I gave my girlfriend the NASTIEST sticky gecko last night.
Person 2: I love to do the sticky gecko!
by P3PP3RM1N7Bunnie March 1, 2023
mugGet the sticky geckomug.

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