Gaytard

A Gaytard is a person who is defined as "pure sex".

Cormac: What does it mean if I'm a Gaytard?
Danny: It means we are pure sex.

by Benhuntley04 January 27, 2021

gaytard

When something or someone will not work when the operator is entirely correct.

When something is broken for no reason at all.

"Mrs. Philbin, my computer is being gaytarded again!"

by Warmaster Assclown August 26, 2004

gastard

Short for Gay Bastard

Steven: Hey Bill, look at that fucking gastard across the street

Bill: Yeah what a fucking gay!

by The Man of the Second October 24, 2006

gaystasis

is the property of a system, especially a human, which regulates its internal environment so as to maintain a stable, constant gay condition

After watching a game of baseball, Marc bought a Cher cd, Brokeback Mountain and a new messenger bag in order to maintain his gaystasis.

by notthatmeany January 4, 2008

Gaytards

The banned that is usually named McFly but by smart people, Gaytards. 'Cus theyre gayyyyy, and retarded. Well mostly because theyre music is just earcrap .

McFly Fan : McFly rock my socks

Smart Person : They're gaytards you idiot I'd rather listen to my mother shit, at least that has a true sound.

by perfectmisfit March 14, 2009

Gaystrian

A Gay Austrian. very rare. Can be found on foreign gay porn sights. Can get mad very easily and will not hesitate to bite.

OMG! Alex look! its a Gaystrian!

by 1234heyhey October 11, 2009

Gaytard

A Gaytard is an individual or groups (pluralized 'Gaytards ') that enjoys homo-sexually oriented comedy.

He's so a Gaytard because he's straight & he watches a gay show.

by DSDisco February 20, 2011