all over the gaff

to be completely locked outa yer face and making a tit outa yerself
OR
to be all over the gaff WITH someone is when they're riding the shite outa each other

you and him were all over the gaff WAH!
that choung one was all over the gaff last night

by Some Who Knows March 3, 2007

Spade Gaff

A place or property which is frequented by blacks.

I'm not going in that spade gaff.

by Liberal White Male May 16, 2007

Mullo Gaff

A player created railway built under another players house in Minecraft. It often leads to players rage quiting in reaction to the Mullo Gaff. It is named after Mullo, the loveable scamp.

Dean:They're biulding a Mullo gaff under your house, Cian.
Cian:*Screams, drops TNT in said Mullo gaff and rage quits*

by Mullo2kaii10 January 9, 2013

fatty gaff

Faken fat house party or bake up

Yoo are you going to that fatty gaff on the weekend?

by 420/7 blaze it March 30, 2017

Baz gaff

when you and all your mates go to a gaff (a house party) and fuck the house up by doing weird shit like putting bananas in lights and sriracha in the knife holder

friend 1: yo my mates having a gaff tonight
friend 2: sweet wanna make it a baz gaff?

by blackcurrantsoda April 21, 2018

jodies gaff

eh place where ye get stoned off yer nut and sucks a lot a dick

yo lets go tae jodies gaff fam

by fatbois March 14, 2018

Lezbo gaff

House of lesbians

Let’s book it to the lezbo gaff.

by Kippybitch July 23, 2019