Gaff bench

Like a couch but for cooncil punters

Fuck, Jerry's just OD'd on the gaff bench

by Tonto King May 3, 2022

Gaff

When a person of a certain age sends a message into the wrong what’s app group and quickly has to delete it. Gaffs are often repeated by ‘gaffers’ without ever seeming to learn from their mistakes

“He’s gone and gaffed again, but at least he got their early and hit...delete for everyone”

by Pezzer November 25, 2020

Gaff

Another ghetto Zimbabwean slang word used by zims who don’t have anything to do with their lives. Gaff is just an embarrassing words the use for look

The Good people that sue the words Gaff use it to mean the words House/crib.

Omds did you gaff that lady’s fat arse

I’m going to my gaff tonight

by Cailyn Robinson October 11, 2023

Mullo Gaff

A player created railway built under another players house in Minecraft. It often leads to players rage quiting in reaction to the Mullo Gaff. It is named after Mullo, the loveable scamp.

Dean:They're biulding a Mullo gaff under your house, Cian.
Cian:*Screams, drops TNT in said Mullo gaff and rage quits*

by Mullo2kaii10 January 9, 2013

Gaff

Scottish and Irish slang meaning “party”

“Are you going to Callum’s gaff”

by Yourmaw February 5, 2021

Gaff

When a person intraveniously injects meth and the rush is so intense it causes the person to instantly cough. Hense, the coughing is known as the gaff.

Wow, did you hear the "gaff" I got from that load I just did?

by MerryChrismeth April 24, 2010

Baz gaff

when you and all your mates go to a gaff (a house party) and fuck the house up by doing weird shit like putting bananas in lights and sriracha in the knife holder

friend 1: yo my mates having a gaff tonight
friend 2: sweet wanna make it a baz gaff?

by blackcurrantsoda April 21, 2018