Fuckawation

A fucked up situation

Bro I’m in a fuckawation

by Cup sniffer March 30, 2025

Fuckatoonery

The practice of two people fucking or sexual intercourse of any kind.

“Yo let’s go in that room and do some fuckatoonery”

by Yastacular April 4, 2025

Fucktional

When you're functionally fucked up.

I was partying all night and had to work for 12 hours the next day. Instead of getting and hour of sleep and feeling like crap I extended my party session within functional limits and became a fucktional adult instead.

Ex: Functional or Fuckionality are the umbrella terms for other fictional actions such as "hair of the dog", "Sharpener", "Shampooy" , "puke and ralley (as long as the recovery brings you back to a level of functionality)

2) See Canadian Rob Ford. Ran a whole city on crack. Very Fucktional.

by TickyTy888 July 18, 2025

Suburban Fucktionary

a suburban fuck-tionary is a book about sex and fucking

Hey man did you read the new Suburban Fucktionary I learned how to fuck correctly!

by flamingofan123 May 5, 2019

Suck and Fuckathon

The Suck and Fuckathon is a semi-annual event that takes place in west vermont hosted by two lavish men. The suck and fuckathon has only one rule: No Kids!

Me and my dad went to the suck and fuckathon last night but those damn craiggers brought their kids!

by Vicente Senior April 2, 2024