Fuckton

More than a shitton

That was a fuckton of salt

by Dubiks February 10, 2019

metric fuckton

a large amount of anything or more locally know as a 20 sack of weed

"hey man let me get a metric fuckton of weed" "sure man 35$"

by sean. December 3, 2007

Fuckton

A futon that you fuck on a ton.

Hey babe, wanna come over and try out some new positions on my Fuckton?

by FreencheeFrench May 24, 2009

fuckrot

to ostentatiously prepare a ravishing meal for a special occasion EG.xmas

"Yo john blad, you do the fuckrot this easter"

by bo duke September 7, 2008

Fucktronics

A word used to describe the study and intuitive development of doing drugs. For example, assembling paraphernalia for household objects to better utilize the drugs of choice.

I just got my degree in Fucktronics, want some?

by Tom Boner September 27, 2009

fuckonundrum

Derived from the root word conundrum

1: a problem or question that is so confusing and befuddling that the emphasis of the expletive fuck is appropriate.

2: a situation where urgent and pressing stimuli force one to hastily make an impromptu decision in which each outcome has serious consequences.

Commander: "She's sustained serious damage to her starboard aft. Our men are working fast to secure her steadfast, but she's taking on 20 tons of water every second. At this point chances are slim that we can reclaim her to watertight, Captain, and if we go another 3 minutes without sealing the watertight bulkheads she'll be listing heavy to starboard, severely limiting our maneuverability. If we don't seal her soon, Captain, our enemy will overtake us."

Captain: "Do we have any communication with the crisis team?"

Commander: "No, sir, they're isolated down there; even worse, our fire teams are having serious trouble battling the fire to link up with them."

Captain: "How many men do we have trapped?"

Commander: "Roughly 350 souls, Captain."

Captain: "and you're certain we have only 3 minutes before we approach the event horizon?"

Commander: "No, as of now we only have two and half minutes, and that, yes, I am certain of."

Captain: "My God, what a fuckonundrum!"

by DallyinAround September 10, 2011

Fuckton

The equivalent of ten shitloads

Shaniqua: Yo ma titties weigh a fuckton!

Tyrone: Damn!

by Chunt April 3, 2012