Bag of Fuckshit

a horrible person who is ill groomed, smells, miserable all the time, and sucks at most things such as living and social interactions.

Chris: damn andrew is such a bag of fuckshit i cant believe how bad he smells

Elana: Yea i know he never even washes his hair

Ben:dude i heard he has jungle pubes too

Chris: thats so disgusting he really must be a bag of fuckshit

by ii krauser ii July 23, 2009

fuckwittitude

A lack of clue that runs so deep that even freaky eyeless fish dare not venture to the bottom -- those depths may be probed exclusively by fuckwits.

The sheer fuckwittitude of the policy gave me the urge to scoop my brains out with a spoon.

by iamanoyster April 7, 2005

fuckit switch

A type of trip fuse located in the back of the brain. When multiple tasks, deadline pressure, and unrealistic demands threaten the brain's delicate circuitry, the switch pops into "fuckit" or "safe" position, allowing for rest, relaxation, and a healthy attitude readjustment.

"If that phone rings one more time with another problem, it's going to blow my fuckit switch."

-ring-
-click-

"Fuckit!"

by pj555 November 28, 2007

fuckitis

A benign illness which causes afflicted people to pronounce a derivative of fuck in every sentence. Can happen to anybody, and lasts 12 to 48 hours.

college kid: That exam was fuckin hard. But the fuckin prof gave me an fuckin A! Fuck yeah !
grandpa: what's his problem?
mom: fuckitis.

by nageuse July 22, 2012

fuckshittery

A mixture of bullshit and fuckery that exceeds absurd levels.

They're making another Twilight movie? Who allows this kind of fuckshittery?

by unleashed52 November 10, 2012

fuckbit

Adjectival Noun, /fʌkbɪt/

A measurement of attention defined as the information absorption rate by number of fucks given per second or,

((nepit/second)∙fucksgiven)/second

simplifying yields,

(nepit)∙fucksgiven)/(second^2)

1.) That guy wasn't paying a fuckbit of attention to the world around him.

2.) I swear, her attention span isn't even 3 fuckbits.

by ArmandoJenkins September 23, 2014

You Fuckwit

When someone doesn't take you the right way to subway

You fuckwit, this isn't the way to subway.

by 499bkcaj July 4, 2017