A person who does not use cruise control on the highway. They accelerate and decelerate, passing and having to be passed repeatedly over the course of several miles.
I have to hit my brake again, because that free footer just merged in front of me for the fourteenth time.
by DarkStarScott September 24, 2015
Get the free footer mug.A state of paralysis that occurs in the left brain of a dumb ass hoe upon their first visual encounter with BTS' Jeon Jungkook. It is caused by a combination of shock, awe, and general jungshooken-ness, and can last up to 2089087685487345602943 hours. Symptoms include wide-eyed staring and/or rapid blinking, repetitions of the word "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" and a slackness of jaw which may result in drool. It is simply known as the Jungshook Effect when it happens to straight males and homosexual females, but the added layer of confusion resulting in left brain paralysis is what makes Shoken Frooker specific to the dumb ass hoe subset. Snapping out of it will inevitably result in the victim asking "wtf? You got me jungshook." but it is best if you wait a few hours to let their system recover before exposing him to the maknae again. Just tell the dumb ass hoe you'll explain later.
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by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020
Get the 9 footer mug.Used in an office environment where HR can fire you for blatantly calling someone gay you can call them a “Raging Footer” ( HR can’t fire you if they don’t know what it means)
Often used to describe “Barlow’s / Denghis and Creedos”
Often used to describe “Barlow’s / Denghis and Creedos”
by Ginger Legend June 30, 2021
Get the Raging Footer mug.A type of poop that when shitted comes out measuring 36" in length ans is normally not that thick as while shitting it forms a circle in the toilet bowl.
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