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frankenford

an automobile that was manufactured by ford that was wrecked or damaged so badly It had to be fixed with another half of a diffident but also wrecked Ford automobile.
My car was in a wreck, they fixed it with another front end from another wrecked car, Its a real Frankenford.
by RaRa Rocket December 20, 2010
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fracker

asubstitute for the word "fucker" as not to get into trouble around authority figures
rhymes with "cracker"
Why would you do that? God, you are such a mother- *adult approaches* fracker...
by Drusilla August 6, 2004
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franken boobie

a hideously deformed brest
by i luove titties February 24, 2005
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frankenfurniture

Crappy/cheap furniture you have to put together yourself. Usually made of particle board, wood by-products, etc. and has obscenely difficult instructions for something that should be relatively simple.
I got the cutest new desk from IKEA but when I got it home it was total frankenfurniture!
by goodsgrrl August 26, 2005
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Frankendyke

Janet "Frankendyke" Reno
Frankendyke is responsible for the murder of the men, women and children at the Branch Dividian Church in Mt. Carmel, TX.
by Jolly Roger April 5, 2004
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A Moocher's Tale: Alex Frankel

This non-fiction book was written about one of the most devious mooches ever. The book has not yet been written by acclaimed authors, Tyrone Schiff, Jake Billmeyer, and Joe Tucker, but they have begun brainstorming various chapter titles that will be included in this extremely long read.

The chapter titles are all based on real life events that the three authors of the book witnessed themselves. Although humorous at first glance, the tale is in fact a sad one in which Frankel eventually dies a sad and lonely man due to his mooching.
"A Moocher's Tale: Alex Frankel" was just a number 1 best seller on the New York Times best seller list!

Here are some chapters from the book:

Chapter 89: Asking for money after staying quiet in someone else’s room at 2:31am while they are trying to do homework
Chapter 15: Let me just have a taste of that Verners, I’ve never had it before
Chapter 22: I offered my food to someone else, but Frankel still wanted it
Chapter 18: I needed to try one on the other side of my mouth for full affect, even though he supposedly hates it
Chapter 49: A mooch calling another person a mooch, when they aren’t
Chapter 50: A mooch calling another mooch a mooch
Chapter 1: The Legitimate Mooch
Chapter 45: The IM Mooch
Chapter 27: Using Attire as an excuse to Mooch AKA Usage of a Phone
Chapter 75: I Owe You 50 more cents…No I won’t get you a pickle for 75 cents
Chapter 30: I’m just scoping out your stash…wait, I’m gonna have some of it too
Chapter 48: Why didn’t you save any pizza for me?
Chapter 14: The Piggy Mooch
Chapter 72: Lets just order pickles from Jimmy Johns, and can you pay?
Chapter 58: Sneak Attack Mooch
Chapter 33: The Deja Mooch
Chapter 4: The Ask N’ Go (Why eating a pickle when you’re too tired is bad)
Chapter 42: The Urban Dictionary Mooch (See High Voice & Qvickie)
Chapter 9: The Bluff Mooch
by Tyrone Schiff June 20, 2007
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Frake

adj.- stuttered variation of fake

verb- to fornicate mythical and large groups of creatures
Nick- hey everyone dani just fraked all the kids of the short bus!
by enlimbo94 September 11, 2011
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