Frankensteined

Home made janky engineering to make something work.

Person 1 " So mate what did you do over the weekend"
Person 2 "Mate you won't guess, I frankensteined my iPod mini from 2004"
Person 1 (Face Palms)

by Glyndward October 18, 2021

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Frankenstein's Monster

In reference to the fictional character in Mary Shelly's novel Frankenstein. What happens when you mention a thing you like (e.g. band, movie, etc...) to someone and they become a cult follower of said thing, taking it to the nth degree.

Clarence: I watched Fight Club with Nick yesterday and I think I've created a Frankenstein's Monster; now all he wants to do is fistfight people and pretend he's got split personality disorder.

Joe: Dammit, is that why he hit me in the ear just now!?

by Undercoverstoic September 4, 2013

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Frankenstein's Waffle

a really ugly dick

I was unzipping his pants, and then Frankenstein's Waffle popped out!

by blondemunchkin April 20, 2016

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Frankenstein

An invention, creation, or idea which quickly spins out of control and becomes a disaster.

That new computer program turned into a real Frankenstein.

by geinman June 13, 2013

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Frankenstein Handjob

A Frankenstein handjob is where u take jumper cables and attach them to the base of ur penis. U then prepare hedge cutters and place ur penis right where it cuts. When your about to climax u turn on the charge from the cables then chop of ur penis. After the chop u should be cumming out of the remaining stump of ur penis while the cut part flails around on the ground like a lizard tail. When ur done u sow ur penis back on and continue until satisfied.

Person 1: Man my penis is throbbing
Person 2: is it from the Frankenstein handjob?
Person 3: yeah my scissors were dull, also don’t go above 3000 volts, u can’t feel it after that

by Vietkong12309 May 7, 2024

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