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empty fortune cookie

used as a descriptor
Adj;
1) impotent
2) a failure at life
You still haven't contributed to society? You are one empty fortune cookie.

Your husband must be an empty fortune cookie if you still aren't pregnant.
by Manfred Big January 12, 2011
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I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe

something that defines humanity
I was in a low estate, but when I heard the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe", I rejoice.
by ch4rg3 May 6, 2020
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Wheel Of Fortune

The girl positions herself as follows: legs up at a 90 degree angle, her back to the ground, while being suspended in mid air by the member. The man spins her forcefully by the legs in a full 360 degree circle.
by Klete D. Keller April 16, 2016
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Fortunable

To be weak and have no similarity to a fortress. (Fort-un-able)
Opposite of Fortrable.

Often used as a backhanded compliment as it can be misinterpreted as to be lucky or fortuitous.
The man who won the lottery looked very fortunable, weak and unstable.

congratulations on winning the lottery, I was about to buy that ticket, you are very fortunable.
by Fortrable August 19, 2024
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fortune cookie tongue

any asian with a lisp
shes hot but she has a fortune cookie tongue
by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010
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Fortuneering

The art or process of making wise, strategic decisions that lead to favourable or fortunate outcomes.
I'm fortuneering my fate.
by H.Wicks April 18, 2025
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Fortune

A very slimy and cunning person. They are always scheming border- line devious hatcheries, and always keep it to themselves. You might think they are dormant but they always have an agenda.
What that Fortune had planned was slimy and unnoticeable.
by Mansa Zygarde November 23, 2021
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