fondled

To have your junk inappropriately touched.

He/She fondled my junk.

by Junk Lovers December 20, 2009

fondangleable

Something (usually a woman) that is so incredibly beautiful, one wants simply to touch it.

There's this fondangleable girl in my Bio class

by Lee Cody September 21, 2005

Fonda

Meeting a Fonda is a keeper for life. She is the "Great White" with lipstick. Love her and you will know that she is the one and there will never be another.

Fonda will protect herself and her pod. If you don't tow the line and swim with her, the swells will get pretty high. If you do tow the line, you will be able to weather the storms of life with Fonda, the "Great White" with lipstick at your side at all times.

by from another "Great White" May 11, 2009

Cock fondler

(n) One who feels the urge to constantly stroke the cock; needs to constantly touch cock

Mike N. walks around groping my package, what a cock fondler!Take it Ease!

by upscale December 16, 2007

cheese willies with the chocolate fondue set

its a hyperconundrum noun designed to confuse any and all reading it, has the ability to end a conversation instantly just like being ugly

jacob : " hey whats up? lol
Dave : "cheese willies with the chocolate fondue set"
jacob :"what?"
dave has logged off

by BIG nobskey September 5, 2010

fondelier

a man who fondels others without asking

omg hes a fondelier run he'll touch your sack like a bowl full of jelly

by Tom Richardson September 19, 2007

fondle

caressing ones private area in an affectionate manner.A form of foreplay.

before I start making love, I allow my lover to fondle me.

by Passionate May 13, 2005