Flovid

Letting your hair grow long during the Covid crisis.

I’m not getting my haircut until Phase 4! Chics are going to dig my Flovid!

by Jon Boi October 19, 2020

Pokegender Fluid

One who Identifies their gender as a pokemon but is frequently changing that pokemon.

1:Man I feel like Pikachu, but sometimes charmander.
2: You must be Pokegender Fluid.

by Weewee nate February 21, 2018

pre-ejaculatory fluid

"Pre-ejaculatory fluid" is the clnical medical way to say what most of us call "pre-cum" or "precum": the usually clear and viscous liquid seceted by the Cowper's Gland (a tiny gland inside the male's genito-urinary works) that precedes actual orgasm and ejaculation of semen ("cum").

The amount secreted as pre-ejaculatory fluid varies from nothing or next-to-nothing to a great amount. See basketball player.

The most popular brand of condom-safe sexual lubricant mimics very well the clearness, thickness (viscosity), slipperiness and slight stickiness of pre-ejaculatory fluid.

by al-in-chgo May 31, 2010

Gender fluid

A gender fluid person is one who neither identifies as Male or female, they usually use they/ them pronouns, however this is not always the case and also often change their name

I am gender fluid, please respect my pronouns by calling me they/ them, and please call me ace

by Gender and sexuality identity June 24, 2020

Precious Bodily Fluids

Every possible secretion emanating from a human body is considered a precious bodily fluid. Sweat, blood, menstruative residue, plasma, feces (solid or liquid will work here), ejaculate, urine, bile, phlegm, pus and last but certainly not least...vomit.

That dolt Wilmer Beesley was obsessive compulsive about collecting Precious Bodily Fluids. He particularly enjoyed the specimens he pilfered from various dank and humid dirty public toilets in large train stations.

by Alfonso T. Watt June 5, 2010

Gender fluid

A person who is gender fluid doesn’t identify as one specific gender. Their gender identity can change. One day they could wake up feeling feminine, the next day they could feel masculine, the next day they could feel both and the next day they could feel neither. It can change each day or even during the day. Gender fluid people may prefer different pronouns than what they were assigned at birth. They may prefer all or different ones each day. For example on a day that they are feeling feminine they may prefer the pronouns she/her/hers, on a masculine day they may prefer he/him/his, on a fem and masc day they may prefer she/him/they pronouns or just they/them/their. On a neither day or (non binary) day they may prefer they/them/their. You just have to ask the person what their pronouns are that day because it can be different for everybody. When a person discovers they are gender fluid they may change their name to a more gender neutral name (ex- Charlie, rylie, etc) if you don’t know what their pronouns are just ask, it’s not offensive it actually makes us feel better for you to ask.

Example:

Gender fluid person: “hey Dylan, I am gender fluid, and my preferred pronouns are they/them and I’m changing my name to Morgan because it is gender neutral”

Dylan: “ok! I will support you all the way Morgan, and I am here for you if you need me. I am happy for you for coming out!”

Morgan: “thank you Dylan”

by Gender fluid person September 20, 2020

Fluidicals

When your in a rush, and dont want to sound stupid, you say you need some fluidicals!

When your thristy, you want some fluids, you say "burb geting some fluidicals"

by Ksb0569 September 11, 2011