Fluteled

The sexual act of simulating the playing of a flute on a man's penis.

Damn that girl fluteled me last night. She was a virgin so I should have expected it.

by No. 1 Papa Slurp June 8, 2021

Finstered

Fried and or fucked up

Yo I got completely finstered last night

by Driftking001 January 13, 2022

flusterous

to describe someone who flusters a lot, but also makes others fluster due to that reason mainly.

"They were kinda charming, but more flusterous."

by mushroomcloud_motherfucker March 2, 2022

Flubbered Out

The state of mind one is left with after a long period of uppers/amphetamines. Usually resulting in vile wrestling references and a freestyle session or two.

Kevin tried inviting me over to his place yesterday, unfortunately I had to decline. He asked me why but he knew deep inside it was because he was majorly Flubbered Out

by ChefSneakySWOUP June 5, 2022

flutteed

when your not feeling what someone what someone just said so you just want them to get out your face

man that’s so flutteed just cool yourself

by Harold Jackson Peterson June 10, 2022

Fluster Cluck

Civilian version of the military 'Cluster Fuck'.

When too many unqualified people try to "help", but only make a problem worse, by giving bad advice, getting excited and spreading FUD. (everyone gets flustered and they start to sound like chickens clucking....)

Our manufacturing tech got confused, but instead of asking one engineer for help he emailed 6 managers and co-workers. It set off an email storm and he went home early! It turned into a complete Fluster Cluck!

by [e-mail] September 1, 2022

Flusturdity

“horn doggin”. Not to be confused with the word ‘flustered’. Flusturdity is the act of being horny and wanting to appease that need.

Why you so horny, bro?
Sorry, I just have a bit of flusturdity right now 😏

by webster’srejects September 9, 2022