Flogging The Donkey

Masturbating violently enough to cause bruising and leisons around the scrotum/ genital area.

Jake:Hey were you flogging the donkey in there?
Mark: Ohh you bet your sorry ass I was

by juneyaka13 March 24, 2017

Flouging

The act of slapping the inside of one's knees back and forth making a short and rapid slapping sound. You may also use any space with a width of just about 4-6 inches. You can floug your friends, family, boyfriend, or girlfriend. Anyone is eligible for a nice floug every now and then. Increase the space for a grande floug or even decrease for a mini floug. Anyone with their knees up is in prime floug position. If there's no one around, there's no shame in flougsterbating! Block the floug for a free floug pass. Everyone can floug!

"Alan is in prime flouging position, but I don't want to touch him. The forbidden floug."

"I haven't been flouged in like 3 hours. I"m gonna go flougsterbate."

by lifeguarflougers August 19, 2011

Flooding the Basement

getting an erection.

guy 1: "houston, we have a problem."

guy 1: "i'm flooding the basement."

guy 2: "oh shit, just think about a chair, it'll go away."

by ProfessorOak February 1, 2009

floobing

Motor boating floobs (fat girl boobs)

Ex. Last night I was floobing with Sharkeisha and it was so amazing.

Sam- Dude I got arrested for floobing Sharkeisha last night

John - well done. Was it a enjoyable floob.

by TheFloobster August 4, 2014

Flooding

When blood from your menstrual flow overwhelms any tampons or pads and you end up with blood running down your legs and ruining your clothes, shoes, chairs, carpets. Usually found in pre or peri menopausal women and those with adenomyosis. Also called Projectile Menstruation

"Last night I was flooding so bad it looked like someone had murdered me in bed then drug my body to the bathroom"

by AnitaSpanking May 27, 2015

Flooping a goup

The act of dipping; To feel the Need to pack a Lip full of dip due to a stressfull situation

Man that test was so hard I want to just be Flooping a goup

by Mclean Hall 4 Ship U November 1, 2010

Flogging the Hole

The act of placing the penis in the vagaina, then proceeding to pull out and put back in.

Male 1: Dude, I was tottally Flogging the hole last night. She loved it.
Male 2:(high five) Makes such a funny noise.

by IAnTWoNI December 11, 2011