Floof

A Floof is a dog (noun) that's ridiculously cute and fuffy, you should Boop a Floof on the nose.

Boop that floof
I have a floof

by CassieJJJJ May 18, 2022

Floof

Something really fluffy. Like a samoyed. Or ralsei. Both are floofy as fuck.

dude you see that doggo?
yeah it's floofy as fuck

by anonymous May 18, 2023

floof

a random word I came up with

i like to floof my pillows
*floof, floof, floof*

by whatiswrongwifupepull March 20, 2020

Floof-brained

“Floof-brained” is a playful term that combines “floof” a slang term for something soft and fluffy, often used to describe animals with fluffy fur and “brained” to describe a state where someone’s mind feels light and empty, like fluff. This can happen when an intelligent person numbs their brain with substances, leading to a feeling of mental emptiness. Brain goes into "power saving mode" and the mind feels light, quiet and worry free.

It’s a humorous way to describe someone who is temporarily not thinking clearly or is mentally foggy. Does that make sense?

"I can't make any decisions right now, I'm too floof-brained"

by @420Bunny July 27, 2024

National Floof Day

On September 6th, all felines are celebrated! Go ahead and adopt a cat on September 6th!

“Yo dude, what’s the date today?”
“September 6th. Why?”
“OMG IT’S NATIONAL FLOOF DAY! QUICK, FIND A CAT RESCUE PLACE NOW!”
“You’ve already adopted 16 cats on this day! We’re done?
Yeah they got a 17th cat 🤣

by KittenFloof165 February 2, 2024

floof

a floofy critter

The floofy critter ate my banana.

I love floofy critters.

Floofies plurl

by floofcritterlol June 2, 2022

Floofing

The act of arranging and readjusting artificial holiday related greenery to appear fuller, fluffier, and more aesthetically appealing and photogenic.

We had to finish floofing the tree before we could decorate it.

by f0x444 December 22, 2020