mouse fishing

It's like that thing, where you accidentally knock your mouse off your desk, and rather than reach down to get it, you just grab the cable and reel it back up, hand over hand.

Tony was too fat and lazy to set his laptop aside, so just grabbed the cable on the back and did some mouse fishing.

by President Warren G. Harding September 26, 2012

fishing with Jack Twist

engaging in gay sex

So James and Brian just left to go fishing with Jack Twist.

by Elphabecca January 26, 2010

Flushing Twice

Partitioning fecal expulsion, and all related processes to mitigate risk of internal toilet blockage.

John: Have you been flushing twice?
Jake: No, why?
John: Because you just f**ked up the toilet again.

by PossumCuber July 9, 2010

fishing for nickels

1. Playing with your nuts so intently that you can't focus on the task at hand. Usually from a red neck of higher social standing to a subordinate red neck.

"Ey Jimmy, quit fishing for nickels and get me a beer before I beat your ma."

by CobblyWobbly June 8, 2016

Pity Fishing

The act of searching for pity or sympathy by making something sound far worse than it really is.

Dave: Hey dude, what's up?

Jim: I got attacked by this massive, vicious dog in the park yesterday... I thought I was going to die...

Dave: OMG! Are you OK?

later...

Dave: Did you hear about Jim? He got attacked by a massive dog!

Fred: He's just pity fishing, I was there. He was barked at by a dog.

by Mousey 66 March 27, 2012

Forearm fishing

When somebody covers their head with their arm to hide the fact they've got a sevenhead

Maisie: 'he's covering his head with his arm in all his pictures, reckon he's got some sort of disease?'

Robyn: 'nah he's probably just forearm fishing because he'll have a massive beanhead'

by LiamKelly966 January 27, 2019

the fishing hole

when the woman's pussy smells like a Japanese fish market, this is referred to as the fishing hole

owain: "yo i sniffed the fishing hole last night it was even worse then a Japanese fish market"

george: "did you use a fishing rod?"

by currymuncher69420 March 12, 2021