"And don't refer to me as a FLIRG! I googled what it stands for, and I do not like it." - Amy Poehler, on Saturday Night Live, portraying (former) First Lady, Hillary Clinton. 9/13/2008
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Get the fairdinkum mug.Acronym for First Lady I'd Rather Get Elected. Popularized, or possibly coined in a Saturday Night Live skit, a parody of a conversation between Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin. Palin remarks she's tired of being referred to as a milf and Clinton says she's tired being called a flirge. With the addition of the Clinton's comment about being called a "boner shrinker", flirge may be related to flerg.
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Said of former First Lady and current NY Sen.Hillary Clinton, who is widely thought to be same-sex oriented. Widely thought by insecure men, right-wing Republican loons, and inbred Christian Fundamentalists, that is. (There's considerable overlap between these 3 groups.) As someone who's been married for over three decades to a voraciously heterosexual man, it's a little hard to believe she's gay; especially since these rumors appear to have originated in the deepest recesses of the repressed Republican psyche. Sen. Clinton seems never to dignify these claims with a response.
Less common usage: First Lady Is Really a Guy. Well, she does have more balls than 98% of the American male population. But it takes more than balls to make a man.
This word probably originated on September 20, 2008 on a Saturday Night Live skit in which Tina Fey portrayed Sarah Palin and Amy Poehler portrayed Hillary Clinton.
Said of former First Lady and current NY Sen.Hillary Clinton, who is widely thought to be same-sex oriented. Widely thought by insecure men, right-wing Republican loons, and inbred Christian Fundamentalists, that is. (There's considerable overlap between these 3 groups.) As someone who's been married for over three decades to a voraciously heterosexual man, it's a little hard to believe she's gay; especially since these rumors appear to have originated in the deepest recesses of the repressed Republican psyche. Sen. Clinton seems never to dignify these claims with a response.
Less common usage: First Lady Is Really a Guy. Well, she does have more balls than 98% of the American male population. But it takes more than balls to make a man.
This word probably originated on September 20, 2008 on a Saturday Night Live skit in which Tina Fey portrayed Sarah Palin and Amy Poehler portrayed Hillary Clinton.
Heterosexual Guy: That Sarah Palin might be an unqualified, war-mongering, evolution-denying, snake-handling, tongue-speaking, bible-believing, abstinence-educating, moose-hunting, Russia-seeing, backwoods piece of trailer trash, but I'd do her! What a MILF!
Lesbian Girl: I'm waiting for Hillary to divorce Bill. I'm sure she's a FLIRG!
see also: MILF
Lesbian Girl: I'm waiting for Hillary to divorce Bill. I'm sure she's a FLIRG!
see also: MILF
by Chris99989 November 4, 2008
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adjective 1: Feeling of being excited and nervous at the same time.
Etymology: The word Firdaten is a pseudo-Germanic word created by rather violently smashing the words first and date together so hard that the “st” in the word “first” was obliterated. The “e” on the end of “date” was knocked completely off due to the transference of momentum. Then to add insult to injury the “en” was added to the end of the word to make it sound as if it were a lovely German word.
If in fact it sounds like a lovely German word, it would probably be the first word that sounds German that sounds lovely, as the German language is simply an atrocious sounding language.
At any rate the word was coined by thunder bear of the courage family (who is a mostly useless man with delusions of grandeur) after hearing an episode of “A way with words”.
Etymology: The word Firdaten is a pseudo-Germanic word created by rather violently smashing the words first and date together so hard that the “st” in the word “first” was obliterated. The “e” on the end of “date” was knocked completely off due to the transference of momentum. Then to add insult to injury the “en” was added to the end of the word to make it sound as if it were a lovely German word.
If in fact it sounds like a lovely German word, it would probably be the first word that sounds German that sounds lovely, as the German language is simply an atrocious sounding language.
At any rate the word was coined by thunder bear of the courage family (who is a mostly useless man with delusions of grandeur) after hearing an episode of “A way with words”.
Firdaten \ ˈfər-dāt-ᵊn \ adjective : A sixteen year old girl felt firdaten about her about her first date with a boy she knew.
Of, course if she knew that this boy was a time traveler and her cousin she might feel both firdaten and maybe a little repulsed at the same time.
But, this was on the land known as alabama, so who knows?
After all to paraphrase a line in Family Guy, “alabama is the mississippi of the galaxy.
Which of course is a rather peculiar thing for me to say, since i am a Flat Eather.
Of, course if she knew that this boy was a time traveler and her cousin she might feel both firdaten and maybe a little repulsed at the same time.
But, this was on the land known as alabama, so who knows?
After all to paraphrase a line in Family Guy, “alabama is the mississippi of the galaxy.
Which of course is a rather peculiar thing for me to say, since i am a Flat Eather.
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