A "Hawaiian Flashbang" simply brings utter desolation to a human being. Every single bone in their body breaks, and every pore in their body bleeds, resulting in a complete bloodbath simply because they came in to contact with an object that didn't even explode.
The term was originally coined when soldiers in Hawaii rubbed a flashbang onto an unsuspecting survivor- resulting in their utter desolation.
The term was originally coined when soldiers in Hawaii rubbed a flashbang onto an unsuspecting survivor- resulting in their utter desolation.
"Man, that guy didn't even get his chest rubbed, that was a whole Hawaiian Flashbang."
"What the hell happened here? This looks like a Hawaiian Flashbang went off!"
"What the hell happened here? This looks like a Hawaiian Flashbang went off!"
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