financial erection

When you see loads of 0's on a check and you can't help yourself.

Yo dude, my check just came and gave me this massive financial erection.

If I was Trump right now I'd have the biggest financial erection.

by lolafier December 19, 2016

consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

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consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 5, 2025

consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

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Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 5, 2025

financial incontinence

In*con*ti*nence, noun (L. incontinentia)

A condition that results in the pissing away of money; piss away money.

I'd be rich if it wasn't for my financial incontinence.

by Matt Haysom February 6, 2009

Financial Assrape

When you lose money or capital to price gouging, inflation or fraud

Shopping at this store is financial assrape because everything is $10 to $20 more than other stores on the same items.

by jondich May 31, 2018

Financially single

Financially single as a term when you are single because no one can meet you on a financial level .

Luka broke up with Jesse because Jesse never had no money to do anything of importance so hence he is Financially single for this

reason

by Jus la biggz January 11, 2020

booty-financier

To bank in someone else's ass at an interest rate of 1-2%, depending on age.

This girl is really into becoming a booty-financier at such a young age.

by Ringtarder June 5, 2022