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Filthy Florence

This commonly happens when you have anal sex with a woman over age 80. To have anal sex with a true Granny one must remove her adult Diaper. The Diaper will be typically soiled. Without cleaning the rectum,instead using the fecal matter as lube. The partner inserts his erect penis directly in the asshole of said granny. The result is a soupy brown liquid that runs from the granny's ass, the smell is said to be putrid.
Florence comes from television personality Florence Henderson, who is rumored to wear a diaper and gives Filty Florence's to many of the men at her Nursing Home. The rumor can not be comfirmed or denied.
Q. I heard that you like to fuck Old Ladies?
A. There is nothing better than Corn Blasting a Granny, the Filthy Florence smells terrible but turns ne on.

I was mopping the floors at the Old Age home last night and old granny Jones gave me a Filty Florence. It was so nasty that I puicked in her diaper.
by Granny Gromann June 3, 2010
mugGet the Filthy Florencemug.

filthy rich

to have an abundance of money and wealth

being more than just rich
"Your grandfather has a gigantic mansion, a mercedes-benz, and a pool. He sure is rich"

"Watch you talking about, wangsta. My grandfather ain't rich, he's FILTHY RICH.
by cnl balla April 13, 2005
mugGet the filthy richmug.

Filthy Kevin

A dish that consists of two hamburger buns covered in ground beef with spices. A specialty in Idaho, known for making you filthy while you eat it.
"Shit man, this Filthy Kevin is especially meaty today."
by verity89 August 24, 2018
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Filthy gemma

The act of opening your partners anus, vomiting into it, then laying back and allowing your partner to anally erupt the mixture of vomit and shit all over your face
I met a girl last night, She was a crazy bitch. She wanted to give me a filthy gemma, so I left.
by Gemma111 December 2, 2020
mugGet the Filthy gemmamug.

Filthy Hangover

A hangover that leaves you feeling, filthy, dirty, and morally compromised. A moral hangover with sinister overtones.
"I've got a filthy hangover. I feel like my brain was wrapped in used condoms, and then I went dumpster diving at a mortuary."
by goqua May 5, 2010
mugGet the Filthy Hangovermug.

Filthy Nasty

A hockey player who is nasty at the game, but his look is filthy
Kyle Connor is a filthy Nasty
by Slapnut1421 November 22, 2021
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Filthy Gonzales

When you have diarrhea, then wipe back to front toward your balls, then wipe them across her upper lip, you have given her a filthy Gonzales. It's a dirty sanchez/teabag hybrid.
That Mexican food made me pee out of my butt earlier. I was in a hurry when I wiped and spread Nutella. Later that night I gave my girl a filthy Gonzales.
by DirtyGonzales September 4, 2014
mugGet the Filthy Gonzalesmug.

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