fecker monker

A polite way of saying 'fucking monkey'

Thought to have derived from the pseudo expletive vernacular as used in the comedy tv programme 'Father Ted'.

"father, you're a fecker monker!"

by dickie936 July 30, 2009

You fecking pickle

You fecking pickle is a way to insult someone and confuse them at the same time. You are calling them a green bumpy wet object shaped like a dick. At the same time pickles taste good so...

Cameron Dallas is a fecking pickle, Shawn Mendes is way smexier. You fecking pickle, how could you even think that!? You know what, everyone expect Shawn Mendes is a fecking pickle!

by YouFeckingPickle September 2, 2017

Spell Fecker

The frustrating inevitability that automated spell checkers will deviously change your text to something embarrassing and inappropriate

Wife - Darling , I know I'm being stubbornly but please just let me do this and dont insult me anymore...please..please
Husband - Okay donkey

Husband - Aaah! I typed Okey Dokey...stupid spell fecker

by GU248 May 20, 2021

Feckless

Democrats.

You mean the Republicans blocked an Obama Supreme Court nomination for a year? But the democrats can’t block a trump nominee for one month? Jesus Christ, the Democrats are feckless..

by WannaBCanadian October 26, 2020

Feckle

the act of touching someone inappropriately, or to perform an unwanted sexual act

guess what, my nan tried to feckle me last night

by JessMills July 30, 2018

feckle

Feckle is the flakes of anal crustation that occur from lack of propper wiping. If you do not wipe thuroughly after dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool, you are sure to have large amounts of feckle (a.k.a. - butt cheese) forming around your anus.

The other day I took a McShit in the woods and did not wipe. When I had gotten home the leftover poop had crusted over and began to flake off creating these delicate little feck flakes.

by Eternal Wizard of the KKK March 29, 2005

feckless

Worthless. Useless. Of no value.

Hilary Clinton is a feckless piece of shite stuck up my arse.

by Unrepentantfenianbastard April 1, 2004