Farmer Hands 

Real short stubby fingers that has callouses all over. Very nice on the penis.

"Touch mah dick with them farmer hands!!"

Farmer Hands by QueerBait6969420 January 3, 2017

farmer snort 

pluging one nostril and discharging snot out the other. see snot rocket. can also be used for entertainment purposes.

johnny hit the bum from the 5th story of a parking garage with a massive farmer snort.

farmer snort by anti May 15, 2005

farmer jones 

an urge or compulsion to play FarmVille or other game with a farming game mechanic.

Can also refer to someone who is addicted to farming games.

Abel: I need to get into Plants vs. Zombies and water my plants.
Baker: Nice farmer jones you have there.

farmer jones by jevanyn May 17, 2011

farmer porn 

Magazines, pictures or websites featuring tractors, combines etc. usually for sale. Also known as TractorHouse or Fastline publications.

Billy was so excited to see new farmer porn when his January edition of Fastline came in the mail.

farmer porn by Just a farmer January 10, 2014

Farmer's foreskin

Used to describe someone who is full of bull shit.

Don't listen to Zoë, she's like a farmer's foreskin!

Farmer's foreskin by thongkham December 24, 2015

Farmer Society 

The society for farmers in Ireland. It's very hard to get access into this society, as the leaders are very strict

He's in the farmer society, he must be a really good farmer

Farmer Society by Nev XD April 12, 2017

farmer’s glide

Farmer’s lube is the act of using grease that’s usually used to lubricate farm equipment, for sexual intercourse. It isn’t exactly slick and probably won’t feel amazing but it’s a rite of passage as you can never be real farmer until you’ve done this.

Her: did you bring lube?
Him: nah I brought farmer’s glide
Her: for fucksake Jim, we’re not that poor

farmer’s glide by Luwelyn.moss May 4, 2023