JOUST FALCON

A femal that performes excelent oral sex

She is the joust falcon

by cliffinator February 26, 2008

crimson falcon

When you fuck a girl on her period and she starts queefing

“Wicked crimson falcon babe!!”

by Doctor V-giner May 7, 2018

Hot Falcon

A girl of a certain class, of a certain intelligence; one who knows what a falcon wants, what a falcon needs, and won't settle for less.

She owns this room. Look at her doing the Kitty Cat Shuffle. She is SUCH a Hot Falcon.

by popmafia July 9, 2010

Falcon Perch

When you rack a line of blow off a transexual's penis

Yuma gave this tranny the falcon perch.

by dmillsx March 8, 2009

Foot Falcon

To walk everywhere you want to go

Jim: Hey Bob, heard you lost your licence
Bob: Yeah, now I take the foot falcon everywhere

by Bulfrog July 19, 2003

Falcon Punch

(Fal-cone Pawnch)

Verb: Shouting "Falcon Punch!" when you punch some one.

Noun: A massively powerful and destructive punch made famous by Captain Falcon, the main character from the F-zero game and anime series; characterized by a giant flaming falcon surrounding Captain Falcon's fist when he uses it. The falcon punch is so powerful that if 2 falcon punches collided, the universe would divide by 0 and implode upon itself.

"Haha, you just got Falcon Punch-ed!!!"

by Xenomorph42Q April 28, 2008

Sea Falcon

The most dangerous creature known to man. It is a falcon that lives in the sea with a 8000 foot wing span, gills, and a fin. It can breath fire and shot laser out of its eyes. The Sea Falcons favorite food is kittens, lambs, babies, and humans. There is no such thing as night, just sea falcons flying. If anyone ever tells you that they have seen a sea falcon they are lying because they would be dead, the sea falcon sees you before you see it. The only way to kill a sea falcon is a gold bullet to a heart, but the catch is that they don't have hearts. The only other way to kill one is to make it listen to the entire Bleed America album by the band Jimmy Eat World, this has never been done.

Holy shit I think that up there in the sky is a Sea Falcon ahhhhh.

by Nathan, the sex god, Matthews February 19, 2009