Failure

One who can never win; one who is in a constant state of fail. Also, Geneva.

Geneva is a perfect example of a failure, because she can never win at shit.

by Xaivair January 14, 2008

failure

Something that failed.

For a better explanation, google it.

Seriously, go to Google and search for "failure". You'll get a nice laugh, especially if you're a liberal.

by Newbia Leogetti October 1, 2005

Genius Failure Paradox

Basically a common social disorder in which a person (most likely male) is extremely detatched from the rest of society, due to their beliefs that they are smarter/richer/genrally better than everybody else. They tend to be detatched because they feel that getting help and in
some extreme cases even talking to somebody with less assets than them is below them. People with GPF tend to live
very lonely lives. See hubris, loser.

Ted Kaszinski (the UNABOMBER) is one noted
example of someone with GPF.

by BFinjected September 4, 2005

failurific

(adj) 1: the quality of being extremely FAIL
2: the quality of being generally bad, an antonym of terrific

1: *juggler unsuccessfully attempts to juggle three balls*
Guy: that was failurific.
2: *tree falls on guy's house*
Guy: failurific.

by Legitimate Atheist June 10, 2009

Failperiment

A failperiment is a failed experiment.

The shitfuck didn't go well, it exploded and my clothes burned ....I almost died, what a failperiment!!

by Zeodyne December 16, 2009

Fog Of Failure

When a bathroom air freshener doesn't quite do the trick. Instead of a lemon scented bathroom, you get lemon scented shit.

Do not go in the bathroom. It is filled with the "Fog Of Failure."

by Pr1m September 14, 2010

failure

it is to be yelled out after one makes a dumbass move

*Marites trips*
*i point and laugh at her*
"hahahahhah Failure!"

by Giojamz April 18, 2003