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Florida Man

Florida Man is an elusive entity that only comes out at 1:00 am it's usually seen at gas stations or at playgrounds this entity can be very hostile don't drink monster energy near this entity it can smell it from miles away,don't shine your flashlight at it it hates anything to do with light,Don't drink any sort of alcohol if it gets ahold of alcohol Florida Man will evolve into it's final form. How can you tell if it's a Florida Man? The first sign that you encountered a Florida Man is the smell if you smell,if it smells like sweaty moster energy with a hint of pee then it might be a Florida Man. The second sign is that time and space seems like it has stopped. If you have one of these signs it's not to late run as fast as you can.The third sign is reality is starting to shift objects just start appearing out of nowhere.The last sign is Florida Man itself it's usually floating in the air ong stained anime body pillows if you're seeing this it's too late to turn back,You're one of us now.
Kyle:Is that a Florida Man?
Karen:Omg it is!!!
by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020
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florida snow

cocaine

- a lot of coke comes from through florida
- coke is white-ish. kinda got a tint 2 it. but snows white also so. u get it
hey, got any of that florida snow
by kevin the sno man April 22, 2006
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florida

The only state in the U.S. where the number of natural disasters in a year is more than the number of smart politicians.
Hurricanes or morons? People of Florida have to pick their poison, sometimes even both.
by KRHimself March 26, 2005
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Florida

A northern state that over time drifted to the south. A state that is filled with 80 year olds driving 35 on the interstate in Cadillacs and Buicks.
Sam wanted to visit Florida for the hot girls but all he saw was saggy old ladies in one piece bathing suits.
by cbg0990 June 24, 2009
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voting in Florida

1.) a phrase emphasizing the lack of recognition one may get for doing a certain thing

2.) a useless activity
Ace: I spent all day on WoW farming titanium ore.

Gary: Yikes, really? So you've been voting in Florida all day while I've been at work? Nice, thanks...

Ace: Well, you may have made 120 real-life dollars, but I've made over 4k gold! So, suck it.
by jbushido August 31, 2010
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florida or germany

it's actually called germany or florida
it's a game invented by loveline co-host adam carolla in which listeners call in with freaky anecdotes regarding sex or some shit like that, and adam and dr. drew try to guess if the origin or the story is germany or florida
"germany or florida" is the pimpin' theme song sung by adam carolla
by kat December 15, 2003
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Florida Breezer

A Florida Breezer is when you are chillin' at home with your friends and let a nice hot fart out in front of a fan that was cooling everyone down in the room. The fan than redirects your gases toward all the people you are across from. Best done when the fan is in the "turning" mode to maximize the spread.
Man we were all coolin' at Rick's smokin' some weed when he gave us all a Florida Breeze!

Fat Jenny tried to hit us with a Florida Breezer but we grabbed the fan and pushed that shit-wind back at her!

Last night my bitch gave me a Mexican Blowjob So I gave her a Flo-beezy the next day.
by eMM October 23, 2012
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