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the facepages 

The all-inclusive directory for the modren age

It has gone on to replace oldschool methods like the phone book and the yellow pages and other nonsense like that.
Ex.1

-Hey Garry, you know Jenny right? Do you know where I can find her?
-Nah, just look her up in the facepages

Ex.2

- But Judge, how did the rapist find her home address?
- Well, she was listed in the facepages

Ex.3

The cops broke into the man's house and arrested him after looking through the facepages
the facepages by kidneyswap February 20, 2011
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Dna facepaint

When a man splatters his baby juice on someone's face.
Oh God, yes!!!! 'whack whack whack' splat!!!! Ow, my eye!!! Dna facepaint.
Dna facepaint by ShattaA October 13, 2017
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szent facepalm 

when you want to die but someone revives you instead
that kid's joke made me Szent facepalm
szent facepalm by AlpahUnicorn December 19, 2018

Dodgy facepaint 

When you are shagging a girl and she squirts all over your face
That slag sandra gave me the dodgy facepaint

Norwegian facepaint 

When you shit on your hand and paint your partners body and especially face with the shit.
She had a shit fetish so i gave her a Norwegian facepaint.
Norwegian facepaint by Facepant March 23, 2024

Hoosier Facepalm

The act of sprinting and jumping towards a person to "facepalm" your balls on their forehead
I just gave Justin an insane Hoosier facepalm a few days ago.