The theory that, any rock, no matter the shape or size, can still skip a considerable distance upon a body of water if spun fast enough. This theory disproves that a rock HAS to be flat in order to skip upon water.
NOTE: This theory was in fact proven through vigorous testing during a boring afternoon near a lake.
NOTE: This theory was in fact proven through vigorous testing during a boring afternoon near a lake.
Kid: "Hey, that rock is squarish. It wont skip on the lake. You need to find a flat one."
Friend: "No, it should skip. Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping disproves that myth."
Kid: "It doesn't have to be flat?"
Friend: "Nope"
Friend: "No, it should skip. Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping disproves that myth."
Kid: "It doesn't have to be flat?"
Friend: "Nope"
by Mark5991 November 9, 2009
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Those fundamentalists think comic books, video games, and role-playing games are works of the devil and all who enjoy them will burn in hell.
by Pyro Infernos May 4, 2006
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Maybe they should abide by their beliefs in their responses. "Keep an open mind" can only apply to certain things, not "a radiator cannot weigh more than 300 pounds" Oh my god just thinking of the guy I'm basing this on makes me want to believe everyone is this way.
They like to go to extremes and punish anyone that doesn't abide by every thing that the bible says to do, not to do and what flavor of ice cream they should eat. They believe that whoever follows their own rules in the way they want to live life, they will go to hell.
Maybe they should abide by their beliefs in their responses. "Keep an open mind" can only apply to certain things, not "a radiator cannot weigh more than 300 pounds" Oh my god just thinking of the guy I'm basing this on makes me want to believe everyone is this way.
They like to go to extremes and punish anyone that doesn't abide by every thing that the bible says to do, not to do and what flavor of ice cream they should eat. They believe that whoever follows their own rules in the way they want to live life, they will go to hell.
A fundamentalist Christian by the name of William Jennings Bryan was the judge of the John Thomas Scopes case against him teaching evolution in school. Although it was against the law, he ignored everything in the First Amendment about NOT BEING ABLE TO RULE AGAINST RELIGION and ruled against Scopes. The supreme court of Tennessee revoked his punishment however, but they weren't fundamentalist. My god the world would be so much better without them.
by Kelly-PL November 21, 2007
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Man that dude is one fucked up person, ah hes a fundamenalist no wonder he thinks even enjoying sex is wrong.
by Mr Smartass October 18, 2004
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Founded by the always elusive Alvar Hanso, the Hanso Foundation has been pushing mankind towards the future for over thirty years. Using social and scientific endeavors such as LEP (Life Extention Project) and EMRI (Electro Magnetic Research Initiative) to always further humanity to a "better tomorrow".
Founded by the always elusive Alvar Hanso, the Hanso Foundation has been pushing mankind towards the future for over thirty years. Using social and scientific endeavors such as LEP (Life Extention Project) and EMRI (Electro Magnetic Research Initiative) to always further humanity to a "better tomorrow".
The Hanso Foundation celebrates the birthday of its 105 year old orangutan, Joop. Experiment 626 of its Life Extention Project.
by Hugh M. August 31, 2008
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Boss: "I need those TPS reports on my desk by 5 o'clock."
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= You told your boss to go fuck himself in the ass and he/she is none the wiser.
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