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fresser

"We're all fressers." Lenny Bruce
by JCHengwyte April 12, 2007
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Pussy Air Freshener

Pussy Air Fresheners are an Adult Novelty Product designed to entertain both your visual and olfactory senses. They smell great and are sure to get a laugh from anyone with an open mind and a sense of humor. So hang one in your car, hang one in your locker, hang one in your home, hang one from your dick or your dildo. Just Hang One!
Carl: "Dude, what's that smell?"
Ted: "It's my Pussy Air Freshener."
Carl: "Where did you get that?"
Ted: "The Ninjina gave it to me."
Carl: "Who?"
Ted: "The Ninjina."
by SuicideGear February 15, 2010
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fresheezze

cool, hip, awesome and totally whack
that shirt is fresheezze
by Joe and Cory March 18, 2004
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freshen

Can be used for any sexual activity, ranging from "feeling up" and groping to violent aggravated sexual assault and rape.

Used in common context by women before going into the washroom, proclaiming they are about to masturbate.
I'd freshen her till next August.

"Imagine if that horse bucked her off and freshened her up..."
by Ringwall May 15, 2009
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Redneck Air Freshener

When a male farts in a vagina and then has sex with the vagina, then the vagina queefs and the male smells queef/fart combination.
Jared: Yo mike did you smell that redneck air freshener?
Mike: yeah dude! That was so raunchy!
by Fredrick6994 September 15, 2010
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air freshener

Air freshener is a bottle of scented spray with a nozzle. When you press down on the nozzle, the spray comes out, and makes a (usually) delightful scent. This is useful for when you make food that smells really bad, the dog had an accident in the kitchen, or even for when you spray a disgusting smelling bug spray. It could have other uses such as getting you somewhat high, but not just by smelling it.
Examples:
1.Dude! That better have been the dog! Go get some air freshener!
2.I wanna get high so bad right now, but my parents are home. Hmm, maybe I should try using air freshener... I will just fall down and laugh for 10 minutes...
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digitally freshen up

A term one can use to excuse oneself from the face-time company of another for reasons of a burning desire to check your e-mail. You won't be comfortable in your conversation unless you check on your inbox for any immediately important messages that need attention. By "digitally freshening up", you have eased the unnatural frequent urge of wanting to peek at your iPhone in your important business meeting.
Before an all day business meeting begins, one person to another: "excuse me while I digitally freshen up, I'll be right back".
by Anja Manzanares February 26, 2011
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