Van Freckles

The type of mansplainer to blame women for his relationship troubles. But still request nudes in his DMs.

Bitches ain't loyal. Let me Van Freckles her before before I get removed

by J183 November 26, 2021

freckle frace

A person that contains sheeshes inside of them

He is a freckle frace!

by blazing_vector October 08, 2021

turkish freckles

When your drinking and the first person that passes out you drop your pants and fart in his face. Except you accidentally shart, spraying his face with speckles of shit.

Dave passed out! Let's give him some Turkish Freckles!!

by MikeOxbig the Gladiator December 22, 2017

turkish freckles

When your drinking and the first person that passes out you drop your pants and fart in his face. Except you accidentally shart, spraying his face with speckles of shit.

Dave passed out! Let's give him some Turkish Freckles!!

by MikeOxbig the Gladiator December 22, 2017

freckle sweats

When you want to say something funny but can’t come up with it fast enough. Say this instead.

Person A: “You’ve got mad bed head.”
Person B: “… Yeah, well… Freckle sweats.”

by Jurbil July 02, 2024

Freckled Pennsylvanian

When you eat the booty and the fudge nuggets dot your cheeks.

"Dude my girl totally gave me a Freckled Pennsylvanian"

by thekidneytickler March 02, 2019

Shart Freckled

When somebody sharts on your face, leaving tiny, shitty, spots on it that look like freckles.

Look at this, I Shart Freckled that passed-out lightweight.

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 19, 2022