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empty fortune cookie

used as a descriptor
Adj;
1) impotent
2) a failure at life
You still haven't contributed to society? You are one empty fortune cookie.

Your husband must be an empty fortune cookie if you still aren't pregnant.
by Manfred Big January 12, 2011
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I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe

something that defines humanity
I was in a low estate, but when I heard the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe", I rejoice.
by ch4rg3 May 6, 2020
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Fortunate Sonning

When receiving fellatio, the recipient spreads the legs of the giver and partially lifts them in order to spin them around in a manner similar to a helicopter's blades.
John: "How did you break your nose?"
Fred: "I fucked up while trying Fortunate Sonning with my girlfriend."
John: "Yikes."
by WordofTheFalcon July 3, 2020
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Fortune Clubbed

When you get fucked up at The Fortune Club and the next day you feel like asshole that has been burning for days and prey for death
Guy: Hey, you want to go shoot some pool later?
Friend: Hell no; I got Fortune Clubbed last night.
by DanaDanaTheEntertaina March 23, 2022
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Fortune Fast Life

Trust,Honor, Strength,Wisdom, Empowered,& Freedom are just a few words to represent the logo and clothing line as it is today.The name Fortune Fast Life was founded in 2013 By American Rapper Nascar RD which later became a clothing brand in March 2019.Still using his stage name NASCAR RD (DeManuel R.)created the brand to mirror a face paced lifestyle living state to state & overcoming obstacles along the way.The brand managed to make a name for itself with its organic style and originality.The dice on the logo doesn’t necessarily mean to gamble but in life to take chances and the logo of the feather is considered to be having or seek guidance along the way.
by New York Tymes November 26, 2023
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fortune format

VHS was the fortune format, making BetaMax obsolete.
by Careless Carol April 9, 2009
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Wheel of Fortune

From a Women’s perspective

Disclaimer: You must be able to levitate

Step1: There is a tarp with an X on the ground

Step 2: Recruit your trusted friends

Step 3: Get your man, make him lay on the X and take out his dick

Step 4: Place your mouth over large cock
Step 5: Activate levitation
Step 6: Have your friends grab your legs and spin you around in a circle with your mouth still connected to the cock
Step 7: Make your friends Run faster as you spin around his cock

Continue until the process is complete and the man has provide “good soup”
“Girls, Tommy wants to try the Wheel of Fortune, Meet me at 6, bring the tarp”
by Barbara Linn September 18, 2021
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