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floraphile

A person who enjoys have sexual intercourse with floral vegetation.
Example 1:

Chris' date stood him up and so he went home to relieve the sexual tension by engaging with floraphillia with a tree in his garden.

Example 2:

Julian: Sophus, what's your favourite type of floraphillia?
Sophus: Probably engaging with anal sex with my cactus, I'm a self-diagnosed floraphile.
by TheGreatWhiteBuffalo May 16, 2014
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flopalopagonapuss

1.) At the time of its conception, the word was primarily used as a expletive, like any curse word, but not as vulgar. So more or less, it is used as a filler word like "lol" when one can't find a word to say. Also tends to be before another exclaim like "bah"

2.) Also used to describe an immensely fat feline whose fat foals seemingly swayed in each direction when it moved.
"Hey did you see that funny video?"

"No."

"oh, ummm... okay."

"flopalopagonapuss... BAH"
by HaansMcFinklestein February 26, 2010
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Flobalob

The noise someone makes when they are trying to talk with either their mouth full of food, or excessive fat in around the jawline that impairs their speech.
Person A "Flobalob lob lob"
Person B- What did he just say?
Person C- something about passing the sauce...
by tiny darren November 24, 2009
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Flora-philiac

1. One that has a tendency toward plants

2. One that has an abnormal attraction to plants
Guy: "Have you ever...you know...a watermelon?"
Guy 2: "Dude i'm serious, i'm pretty sure your a Flora-philiac!"
by Fbwest December 7, 2010
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floranne

Florannes are pretty, perky and just a bit confident. No matter how bad things may be, they always have the power to stand strong. Florannes are just like flowers, they may seem a bit down sometimes but perk up almost immediately. They also enjoy cheering people up.

Florannes are typically perky or extremely happy!
Amanda: Floranne cheered me up the other day!
Kathleen: She's so nice and caring, isn't she?
by JadePrincess January 8, 2015
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Flora-sympathy

To care more for plants than one does for humans, animals, or even ones self.
She felt flora-sympathy.
by Nixie Fae April 19, 2015
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Floraphilia

-Solar Flare is hot
-Oh no, a floraphilia
by chydranisalonelynoob June 23, 2019
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