Flarpswitch

That one wall switch in everyone's house the controls absolutely nothing.

I hit the flarpswitch by accident on the way down the basement stairs and tumbled the rest of the way in the dark.

by 07079 August 16, 2011

rib flaps

the dead skin hanging from the used-to-be titties covering the rib cage of an old lady or neglected pensioner.
usually occurs to woman aged between 50 and 80.
also to men tending to overindulge as couch potatoes watching porn.

clip from "there's something about Mary", the movie.
Starring Cameron Diaz and an old lady with rib flaps.

by Mountain dwarf May 3, 2007

shit flaps

arse hole with over defined lips ( ie andrew pickles aka c.u.n.t)

shut it shit flaps

by andy pickles February 22, 2009

cunt flaps

noun, the side flaps of the female genitalia

originates in english class, cunt flaps was one of the hang man answers i made for shamus, we were bored

-That chicks got massive cunt flaps, dirty!

by York March 28, 2004

fishy flaps

A woman's labia, usually one that hangs out and smells rather vivid.

Her fishy flaps could be smelt as soon as I walked into the room.

by Pete November 15, 2004

fear before the march of flames

The best band in the world. They may as well just eat your soul.

Fear Before the March of Flames is about to go to your hometown...and eat your fucking soul.

by Tim September 4, 2004

flamp

To say or write good things about (someone or something): to express approval of (someone or something).

I flamp this bar, their barman is awesome!

by keraaminen August 31, 2011