Flaming Moose

First made a Bizzare appearance in the movie "Knowing". It just ran out, galloping and making the most funniest moose-like sound possible, giving "Knowing" one of the movie moments in history.

You can also use that term if you have nothing better to say and want people to laugh.

"Did you see that Flaming Moose during the burning forest scene in "Knowing"..that was some funny shit!"

Person 1: so...what now..anything...

Person 2: Flaming Moose!

Person 1: HAHAHAHA!

by Flamatory Moose April 27, 2009

Flaming Lotus

An ancient variation of the classic table lotus sex position, however it is far more dangerous, so dangerous it has only ever been attempted a handful of times in recorded history. It is said that if a women agrees to perform this move for you, there is no option available to you other than to wife her. The standard table lotus position is taken and the lovers engage in coitus. While this even occurs the female partner involved begins placing oil carefully around her on the table. Just as her partner reaches climax she drops a match onto the table surrounding her in deadly flames. If the woman should survive the ordeal the couple are to be thought of as perfect matches if not a disgrace to humanity and thus their fiery death justified.

Geoff: I heard Shanella was working on a new sex move for Tom

Jack: Yea she going to give him a Flaming Lotus next week.

Geoff: Fuck, I hope they survive.

Jack: Meh

by john the beast May 26, 2013

flaming lips

only the best band ever. They seem to get better with age. I strongly suggest you listen to "Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots". It kicks ass.

Before those corporation bastards shut it down, The Flaming Lips were going to play at Lollapalooza.

by Anna Case June 25, 2004

flaming thumbtacks

The Tennessee Titan's helmet logo.

The flaming thumbtacks were stepped on by the Steelers on Sunday.

by William Howard Lee October 25, 2006

Flaming Dillhole

A condition attributed to massive amounts of sugar intake. The dillhole or hole of penis starts to burn during urination or masturbation. to relieve this common ailment, squeez the shaft and or tip of penis and force out urine. it should subside rather quickly. you could also dip your dill in hot water. caution it may be a little painful

Dude i had like 20 sodas last night, i had the worst flaming dillhole of my life!

by Suckmawilley September 13, 2007

flaming pele

A man will light the pubic hair of his female partner ablaze and then douse said blaze with a spectacular bicycle kick, to the adoration of tens of thousands of screaming fans.

Clay tried to give his woman a Flaming Pele, but had a coronary embolism and Zaz had to do the kick part. You shoulda seen the burnt pubes fly.

by T-Bone April 21, 2003

flaming hoop

When you have enjoyed more hot peppers than one should consume. When you fart or shit some ass juice seeps out your asshole it begins burning from the hot juice. Acid ass, feeling as if your asshole and crack is on fire! Example you may put too many peppers on a submarine sandwich or on pizza.

Ah man had too many hot peppers my ass is on fire. I got a flaming hoop dammit!!

by Scotty21 November 23, 2006