first comment whore

Noun: Any of the species of assholes that feel the need to get the first comment on something as if it actually meant something. These illiterate jackoffs can usually be found trolling Youtube, flash game websites, Myspace/Facebook, blogs, and other places where comments are enabled. There are rumors that these trolls can type faster than they can masturbate, however this is not true.

FCW: first

You: Nobody gives a shit. Fuck off

FCW: if u dont give a shit than y did u comment back

You: You are a donkey-fucker. Go scribble 'first' on the inside of some donkey's sexual organs you cock-smoking first comment whore

FCW: ur a nooob

You: *suicide*

by Matty194 November 30, 2009

first love

your first love is the one person whom an innocent falls recklessly in love with him/her, and a rantipole (I.e. reckless, young person) falls silently in love with this person. your first love is gonna pierce your heart, mind, and soul. it’s when you do something out of your comfort zone, when you feel the most alive, when he/she makes you feel complete, or it’s when you feel at bay, like your demons can’t scare you, like you can conquer the world. your first love, is your epic love, it might not be your true love, but you’re lucky if it is. if you lose them, you’ll spend months, or maybe even years, trying to forget what they mean to you, denying the feelings you have. Eventually, something will happen, and you’ll stop denying it, trust me, don’t fight your heart. Stop denying yourself that love, stop feeding yourself that lie that, “I don’t love him/her” when all your heart is telling you is to run to him/her. your first love is real and you’re truly lucky if your first love is your true love.

He was my first love.

by he.is.we_ May 2, 2018

first love

one person who is and always will be the first person you truly fell in love with

you will know u have found your first love when u cannot stop thinking about him or her and all you do is spend time with them and have a good time.

by missmilk1 February 22, 2007

first 48

used when describing, grimey or sketchy events or areas. refrencing the reality show "FIrst 48" where detectives take you through the first 48 hours of a homicide investigation. Most homicides on the show are in ghettos or projects in large inner cities.

yo! did you see that alley way? thats some first 48 shit right there!

by e.m.s March 27, 2008

Phone eats first

Proceeding to film food or a meal before a person begins eating.

When dinner arrived at the table, Alex proceeded to eat his meal. Ryan quickly reminded him, phone eats first.

by larylobster July 5, 2019

first-skis

To claim ownership or "dibs" of or on something.

I call first-skis on the shower.

by Kaitlynnn September 25, 2006

First Week Blues

N.- The state of confusion/depression that arises during your first week at a new job. You don't know how to do anything yet, you don't know anyone and it is awwkwarrrrd and depressing...

Joanie-
"What's wrong Renee? I thought you landed your dream job."

Renee-
"I did, I just started yesterday. I don't want to go back, I think I may have the first week blues..."

by Fred McCowerker November 8, 2007