FMP

"Fuck My Pussy". Can be used to describe anything that is the best of the best. Most commonly used to describe foods that taste so good you would allow them to fuck you.

*you try insanely good chicken*
You: This chicken is FMP

by ayooo? February 19, 2022

FMP

Fuck My Phone

Dude why didn't you call me last night?

My phone was acting up... FMP.

by ilyarocksyoursocks February 16, 2010

FMPE

An acronym used to express 1) the painful reminiscence about all that has come to pass throughout the course of one's pathetic lifetime, 2) No hope for the a brighter tomorrow 3) Utter defeat & surrender in the face of life's brutal, never-ending onslaught of problems. All in all, if someone reaches this stage in life, then they're better off having their whole family tree eradicated.

Adam:Yo man, everything is going fucking wrong with my life. FMPE!!

Steve: Fucking die already.. emo fuck.

by Queer&here May 8, 2010

FMP

Fresh Mexican Penis

Girl: You got a nice Fmp

Boy: Thanks???

by Em21729 April 5, 2017

FMP

Abbreviation of; Fuck My Parents.

Said when someone is angry at their parents for doing something that's jank.

"If I stay up all night, my parents will start lecturing me on how my health is important since I'm starting high school. It's really stupid and they do it every time I wake up early."
"Ew that's messed up."
"I know. Fmp."

by UrbanGirl9999 September 9, 2009

fmp

Frankie’s Mum Porn,
A disturbing selection of pornographic photographs discovered on Frankie’s family PC by a certain Mr. Logan. if u get a chance to see them, DON'T!!!!

"Frankie’s mum, has got it going on. She’s all I want, and I’ve waited so long. "

by scotty2hoty May 5, 2005

FMP

<=FMP=>
It was something I thought of on my own time. FMP being an acronym for "Fuck my Pervertedness." Sometimes in my life my mind speaks for itself in reality. Sometimes infront of my friends or just under your parents.

I was in Homeroom waiting for the first class to start. To waste time I just talked to my friend next to me. One thing led to another and I let out a dirty thought. "FMP," I said again to myself.

by anyday man September 24, 2009