Essay Olympics

A time sensitive event where one has to complete an essay before it is due. Typically 1-2 hours before it is due.

I can’t go out tonight, I got the Essay Olympics going on tonight.

by Jc the Og December 15, 2018

Essays

A thing that is really pointless (in my opinion) and makes writing not fun.

Wow, I really hate essays because they are pointless and are not fun to do.

by HaVinG A gOoD TimE March 19, 2019

essay

a boring piece of literature used in school, and work. A minor waste of time, a useless piece of work. #ad

"Hi, Joe are you excited about the essay on Jan. 28th?"
"No, Karen I am not."

by Aaron Person January 23, 2020

essay

pain

i have 13 fucking essays to due tomorrow

by hahahhahahahasdaghjfhajfahhada May 3, 2020

essay

the art of extending a single strand of bullshit to create a maximally longer strand of the same bullshit.

Hey, did you finish that bullshit essay?
Yeah, I just mixed in some other bullshit to make it long enough to be called an essay.

by Noxillio July 6, 2020

Essayman

Essaymay man is a man called James who goes by the twitter handle @_JamesMCFC who spends his life writing essays in Carson FC, despite being 76 years of age and living in a care home.

Essayman writes 6 essays per day.

by Bosco444 March 20, 2021

essay

a word you can use for your homie

Aye what’s up essay

by Uiejrornekrnwkebeb June 15, 2021