emperving

Taking any normal situation that lacks any and all ability to be turned into a sexual innuendo, and making it a sexual innuendo.

G: "Be careful when getting the gingerbread men out of the oven, they will be hot."
A: *underbreath* "Men always come out from my oven hot.... Gingerbread or not...."
G: " Hey! I heard that! quit emperving everything I say!"

by no1cares4it January 18, 2017

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empervert

Someone who feels the need to turn normal everyday interactions into moments of sexual perversion.

Man, Ash is such an empervert. Who would have thought that talking about gingerbread would lead her to make such emperving comments.

by no1cares4it January 18, 2017

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emperana

An Emperor of God from Heaven, or even a name that lord Satan used

That kid name is Beelzebub De Emperana

by thegrimmsatan01 February 6, 2017

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emperorvize

extreme creativity, above all

HOOD RAT VERSION

In a ghetto ass hood, one may have to emperorvize with the boujee ass materials to make ends meet.

by krazykittykatkarlson October 18, 2017

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Emperor Trump

The supreme lord of America who wants to build a wall to secure his castle so he can finally focus on becoming a full orange and using his ultimate power to delete China and trap all of the silly silly libtards in a safe corner prison.

Emperor Trump is not pleased with you Obama.

by Magic music man December 31, 2019

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