A large Asian man who is perpetually bored which is apparent due to his constant reiteration of "I'm bored". Unfortunately for those around him, this essentially means that someone is not going to get pussy tonight considering that he is a cock block beyond a galaxial scale. If Enoch is around you and he's bored, you are not getting laid tonight. Do not pass go, do not collect $200 or pussy. He also has an obsession with a store he proudly dubs "Cit Co". If you actually understand what is coming out of his mouth, you have more patience than Jesus. Then again, Jesus makes miracles and two of which would be to stop Enoch from cock blocking and make him speak proper English.
Chase: Dood brahh, so I was making out with Collen the other day and then I heard 'I'm Bored' outside my room. Fucking A man, what a cock block. He then asked me if I wanted to go to Cit Co" and for some reason, I agreed to go.
Enoch: I'm bored.
Chase: Doood, you just said that.
Enoch: No!
Enoch: I'm bored.
Chase: Doood, you just said that.
Enoch: No!
by Enoch Zhuu November 25, 2009
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by Roberto El Woods September 18, 2006
Get the Emocide mug.A made up music genre. By the media to describe melodic hardcore punk bands,that wrote personel and sad lyrics or song in a whiny style of voice. And of course everybody likes to say that the beginning of emocore started with rites of spring. They actually just are a bad sounding post-hardcore band. In the mid 80s they wrote more mellodic songs with personel lyrics. When they played shows some of crowd thought that the songs were so sad that they cried like they were the beatles. These people were called emo. In the 90s the band jawbreaker wrote a sad little song about getting drunk instead of kissing a girl. And got called emo. Sunny day real estate though may be the only emo band because of their sound but only for one song seven. Then the media made it out like to be emo write a song like jawbreaker and sound like sdre. Sunny day real estate is mainly a band that mixes grunge and hardcore. They did one whiny record and that was it. There is no band that comes out saying that there emo. But the only band I know that sounds simuler are to sdre is taking back sunday. But there not emo either.
Sunny day real estates song seven is the only true emocore song. btw people that say the cure is emo,probably has down syndrone
by sage thunder April 14, 2010
Get the emocore mug.A wild creature that likes to eat feet, they used to live deep in the ocean, but they have stupidly left and migrated to the sky’s where they go in to airplanes and naw on feet. Recently however we’re seeing them near the ground level. There are trillions still in the ocean, but quintillions in the sky. Less than 2 million have been seen on land. The ones on the land like to eat faces rather than feet. Which has confused scientists for the past few years.
When on an airplane.
Girl: “Ouch! An Enoch bit my foot off!”
Guy”That’s all right.”
On the ground. (More recently)
Guy:”that Enoch are my girlfriends face off”
Other girl”want me instead?”
Guy”sure why not my old girl is dead now”
Girl: “Ouch! An Enoch bit my foot off!”
Guy”That’s all right.”
On the ground. (More recently)
Guy:”that Enoch are my girlfriends face off”
Other girl”want me instead?”
Guy”sure why not my old girl is dead now”
by Thomasdude May 20, 2022
Get the Enoch mug.One post an emocon on msn.. then followed by another, hence an emocon war.. though it may seem simple, the only hard part is to remember which one you've already put down, should you repeat the same one again you lose.. very hard when you have loads of them, you tend to lose track.
Last night i had a wonderous and very hard emocon war.. lasted serveral hours.. though i lost since i repeated that blasted smiley face twice.. such a shame
by Dechande September 12, 2005
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Get the Enoch mug.Root words: Emotional, Hardcore. Joining them together to simply meaning extremely Emotional, or Emo. To say that a person or a thing is 'Emocore', is to say that they are totally and completely into the Emo Lifestyle.
1. Oh My God! Those kids are so Emocore!
2. Your shoes are totally emocore.
2. Look at that couple... they think they're so emocore because they listen to that bad and wear short pants.
2. Your shoes are totally emocore.
2. Look at that couple... they think they're so emocore because they listen to that bad and wear short pants.
by Deenie August 12, 2004
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