Specialist Evaguation

When you go to a Specialist to be diagnosed with disabilities, or a terminal illness to be rewarded with advantages that come with the previously stated; Such as, weed, scholarship monies, pain killers, sympathy from hot women, winning the special Olympics, etc. etc. etc.

In order to receive these benefits, you must be evaguated with the doctors vag, if you preform well enough you will be rewarded with your disability/illness.

Guy goes to a Psychiatrist to get evaguated to prove he's dyslexic. The guy proceeds to be evaguated by the female doctor, whom in turn gives him a proof he's dyslexic and is awarded scholarship money, and help through out his college days.

Guy goes to a Brain-O-Cologist to see if he has brain cancer, he gets evaguated and then get's medical weed from doctor!

Specialist Evaguation

by Doctor Doctor Gimme the News! October 3, 2010

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sonic ejaculation

When one ejaculates so hard with so much semen, his testicle will be pulled with the semen.

Guy 1: "Dude, she is so hot!!"
Victim: "Yeah, my testicle hurts because of my case of sonic ejaculation."

by Never_Mad January 14, 2015

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rocket ejaculation

An Adjective too describe an ejaculation during intimacy that pushes the body on top a bit and makes both people feel like they have gone too the moon.

She gives me a Rocket ejaculation every night

by squiddyman August 21, 2016

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Fear ejaculation

Like premature ejaculation but you hope for it... When your primal instincts take over and you have a boner but really you want out of the situation so you just cum and run.

She was coyote ugly but I was already there so the only way out was fear ejaculation.

by lincolnstyle October 19, 2019

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